2nd Childhood a.k.a COM Disorder

    Before I go into the latest topic, let me apologize to the readers.  When I started doing this blog, I  advised everyone that I would keep it as light as possible.  Lately, I've been getting a little bit too serious. I reread "Sucka Bet," and it made me say "Sheesh!!" That was a little too harsh.  I will do what I can to keep it light.  My blog is designed to be a getaway from the stress and ridiculousness of life, not some moron griping about the sucktitude of marriage (made up a new word and I dont care)! I promise to go back to having a good time.  Now that this is taken care of, I do have to talk about something VERY serious. -____-
    It is a must that I address this serious illness that I have been struck with.  Ive tried different remedies to cure myself of this terrible disease.  But I feel like it is taking over my mind, body and soul.  It is called C.O.M. Disorder. COM, of course, is short for Creepy Old Man.  It affects millions of men over the age of 30, causing them to dye their hair, wear clothes that make young children throw up, and spend money they don't have, all for the affections of a woman between the ages of 21-25. I admit it!! I got caught up!!
    I recently had a string of dates where the average age of the females was 23.  I will not lie; They were all a blast.  Without being too graphic, I will say that a lot less work was required to reach the "happy ending", if ya catch my drift. (HEHEH....OK That was creepy!!)  But it made me wonder if I am taking this 2nd childhood thing a little too far.  If you asked my sisters, they would say, "Yes, Graybeard!! Find someone your own age!" My boys would say,"Age ain't nothing but a number, Pimpin!!" (Swag) I look at it like this: When I decided to go back to school, I told myself that I would make up for lost time and use all available resources to make my college experience a memorable one. From practicing with the newly formed football team (and throwing my back out in the process) to attending philosophy lectures (I officially hate pony-tail-liberal-with-the-suit-jacket-over-the-T-Shirt guy), I was going to make the most of it. If this puts me in the Creepy Old Man bracket, so be it.  If you see me hanging with Old-Man-At-The-Club Guy or Hawaiian-Shirt-to-Hide-My-Gray-Chest-Hair-and-Beer-Gut-Guy, don't laugh at us, salute us!!! Of course, if you see Hang-out-at-the-Park-wearing-Nothing-But-a-Trench-Coat Guy, kick him in the nuts and call the cops!! I'm not chilling with that dude!!!
     The moral to this Blog is this: Don't let your age stop you from changing your life and this world. If you don't understand the concept of a 2nd childhood, Click the link: http://youtu.be/vH847J8htcI
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