The End (Almost)

This blog will be short and sweet....I think. It looks like my career as a social networking giant (ok, more like a midget) will be coming to an end soon for a couple of reasons. First, I'm getting closer to reaching my goal of becoming an accountant and I will be removing any distractions (like Facebook, Twitter, and Porn) from my circumference. Second, I'm getting bored with blogging, not because I dont like providing you all with inspiration, cornball anecdotes and ridiculous stories of being molested by cats thinking it's a woman (a story for another blog). It's just that I feel limited with what I can really share. I feel like I can't say everything that I want to say due to being responsible. I'm at the point of life (which I should have been about 10 years ago) where I have to make a choice of either being a rebel, letting my gray hair down and throwing a middle finger to the system, or making the kind of money that I was destined to make, become a suit and tie fly guy who works, picket fences, the wife, kids, the entire deal, which also means I will officially become a boring individual. Last, but not least, I'm sick of electronics. I'm done with the Internet and Television, which are just major distractions. I feel like I am ten times more creative without a TV to watch and I want to start concentrating on becoming smarter and learning more. Now I will still use the internet for work and research purposes. But I guess I want to start building more human connections and live a simpler life. Someone reading this right now is thinking, "Ummm, none of this makes any sense." It's my blog, punk!! Deal with it. I'm just looking to live a simpler life with less distractions, an increase emphasis on health and human interactions, and a focus on wealth building and helping the less fortunate..... and the fondling of lady parts!! Couldn't resist. I guess this is just me completely taking my life back. I may pop up every now and then to see how my friends and family in other states are doing. But that's it. Now I'm thinking by the end of the year Ill be withdrawing. But until then I will be blogging at least once a week and saying off the wall sh#$ on Facebook and Twitter until I hit my Birthday in December. Then it's bye, bye. So, until then, let's have fun!!! www.facebook.com www.twitter.com/thefakejcoston www.offthecorner.net www.mrsexporn.com (gotta support the homie!! Ha)

You Dumba$$!!!!!

First things first. To all readers who are fans of rap music, I apologize! I do not have a Kendrick Lamar response verse. I know you were expecting one. But there are more than 1,000 other verses to choose from. On a side note, if it takes some ridiculous words to improve the quality of New York rap, I'm all for it. I know you're looking at the title of this blog and thinking "Who are you talking to, yourself? Haha!!" In a way, yes I am. I've seen a few posts online where people are asking themselves "What would you say to your 18 year old self if you had the chance?" Well, I thought about it and, in an act of shameless thievery, decided to blog about what I would say to that moron. Here it goes: What's up fool!?! First off, the only growth spurt you'll be hitting is in your gut so start taking care of yourself now. Second, slow down. There's no need to go after the world in one day. No need to live so reckless. Driving on neighborhood front lawns and pulling your $&?& out on the dance floor is not cool. Well the latter can be but that's not the point!!! You'll learn that people will appreciate your demeanor and respect your input. Also, slow down on the liquor and weed, meathead. Smoking breakfast is supposed to be a joke, not something to take literally. Get to running. Time yourself. You'll love it as much as I do now. You'll find that a sober life is surprisingly better than you thought..... And don't be so angry at the world over things you can't control. Just chill. Your dad is cooler than you thought, and your sisters do know what they're talking about. Your nephew will still recognize you as the greatest rapper alive!! :) Finally, embrace your intelligence. There is nothing wrong with being smart. In fact, the degree you wind up pursuing is one of the nerdiest and most challenging. I won't spoil the surprise for you. Just chill, youngin. Everything will be alright. Trust me....by the way, that girl is economics who gave you her number is a stripper!! Enjoy it but not too much because you don't want to have happen what will happen with the Russian woman. Sheesh!!!! Good luck!! Until next time!! www.twitter.com/thefakejcoston www.facebook.com www.offthecorner.net

Damn Spiders!!

You know what I hate more than anything besides the typical pet peeves? Walking into a spider web!!! Sometimes, you can't see them. You walk right into them and the web gets all in your face, eyes, mouth, etc. if you're really lucky, a spider will be attached to it, creeping and crawling all over you and here you are, looking crazy, slapping yourself trying to get rid of this spider!! People watching you don't know whether to laugh or call the cops on you. Sheesh!!! I felt like it was my duty to get that out of the way. Now let me officially start this blog with two questions. 1) What means the most to you in this life? 2) What are you willing to sacrifice to get it? I asked this for a few reasons. I see a lot of folks talk a bunch of trash about how bad they want to do this and that and how it's their passion but, when it comes time to put the work in, they choose partying, sex, TV, etc., and miss out on the opportunity to better themselves. You can read my past blogs if you wants opinion on those types of clowns. Another reason I ask is because I feel like, if you do put the kind of work in required to be the best, some part of your life is going to suffer. Like the career driven parent who may not see his or her child all the time because they work on achieving goals they set. Or the athlete who breaks up with his girlfriend because the relationship gets in the way of training. I guess my main question is this: How does one achieve balance? I ask this because I feel like my desire to become successful is killing my social life. Case in point: I was having a conversation with a young lady and, in my mind, I'm fighting every urge to get comfortable with her because I'm thinking about opportunities I'm missing out on. Crazy? Absolutely!! Then I had to fight even more urges to try to get her numbers because I'm thinking "Women get in the way of progress!!" Damn!! Needless to say, I'm going to have to work on relaxing and putting some kind of balance in my life. I feel like I'm missing out on the little things life has to offer. Maybe I need this Vegas trip more than I thought I did. Maybe I should've got the number and let the chips fall where they may. Maybe I need to end this blog because I'm talking out loud like a crazy person!! Until next time..... If you have time, drop a comment on my Facebook or Twitter and let me know your opinions on balance! All feedback is welcome! www.twitter.com/thefakejcoston Support offthecorner.net if you love real hip hop!!